Dutch escort agency to service geek virgins
I love reddit for these sort of gems that pop up out of the blue, “escort” services for geeks:
Sociology student Zoe Vialet set up the agency last year, Ananova reports, and admits she’s had “a lot of demand from virgins” - most of them from the IT sector. She explained to De Telegraaf: “They are very sweet but are afraid of seeking contact with other people. They mean it very well but are very scared.”
Zoe has a crack team of five girls “specially trained” to pop geeks’ cherries. However, those readers tempted to avail themselves of their charms are warned it’s not just a case of stump up the cash, insert your floppy in the drive, eject and then off for a pizza.
Au contraire, you’ll be expected to hone your skills over a extended period, as Vialet insisted: “Every booking lasts three hours minimum. Longer is possible, shorter not. We take the time to take a bath together, do a massage and explore each others body. When the date is over, you will have had a fantastic experience, and you will be able to pleasure a woman.”
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