I Don’t Believe in Creationism
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The Slim Shady Algorithm
The Uncyclopedia has its moments. Consider the hilarious Slim Shady Algorithm:
When faced with a large group of similar looking people, the Slim-Shady Algorithm can be applied to deduce which member of the group is the authentic person whom you are seeking.
The algorithm is applied by simply announcing “Won’t the real X please stand up” over [...]
Dave Barry on choosing a major
Dave Barry’s hilarious advice on choosing a major
Here is a very important piece of advice: Be sure to choose a major that does not involve Known Facts and Right Answers.
This means you must *not* major in mathematics, physics, biology, or chemistry, because these subjects involve actual facts. If, for example, you major in mathematics, [...]
Dutch escort agency to service geek virgins
I love reddit for these sort of gems that pop up out of the blue, “escort” services for geeks:
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Sociology student Zoe Vialet set up the agency last year, Ananova reports, and admits she’s had “a lot of demand from virgins” - most of them [...]
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