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Posts Tagged Humour

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31 March 2007 @ 4pm

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Arrested by police!!!

I was warned not to write this but I say to hell with bullies …
Today, after I met with a friend and he passed me some burned BitTorrent goodness, I returned home to find 3 policemen standing at my front door. I asked them who they were and what they wanted. Without answering, they asked [...]


T-Rex was a coconut eater!

From Alternet, on the Creationist museum:
“Before Adam and Eve were expelled from paradise, museum visitors are told, all of the dinosaurs were peaceable plant-eaters. The evidence is found in Genesis 1:30, where God gives “green herb” to every creature to eat. There were no predators. T-Rex had such big teeth, the museum explains, so it [...]


Wanda the Fish on Tao

Wanda the Fish speaketh:
The tao that can be tar(1)ed
is not the entire Tao.
The path that can be specified
is not the Full Path.
We declare the names
of all variables and functions.
Yet the Tao has no type specifier.
Dynamically binding, you realize the magic.
Statically binding, you see only the hierarchy.
Yet magic and hierarchy
arise from the same source,
and this source [...]


Future of Programming Languages

I was having a conversation with Han on life, the universe and various programming languages, and we start talking about the future of programming languages. Han states that:
PHP: Dunno where we’re going, but we’re making good progress!
Perl6: plan plan plan.
So I decide to follow up with:
Ruby: We must reflect for a long, long time about [...]


Durex ad

Warning: Hilarious (yet tasteful) Durex ad follows. The humor impaired - do not read this, do not pass go, do not collect … err … sigh, ping timeout on humor.dept.brain.ditesh.gathani.org.


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